“Light travels faster then sound. Thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak”         -Anonymous

“Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.” -Albert Einstein

“Snorkle, Alburqurque. See I can do it too!”     – National Treasure

“You know, Thomas Edison tried and failed nearly 300 times to develop the carbonised cotton-thread filament for the

A story has to begin somewhere....this is mine!

 incandescent light bulb.  When asked about it,he said, “I didn’t fail, I found out 300 ways how not to make a light bulb.”  But he only needed to find one way to make it work.”      -National Treasure

“When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and watch the world wonder how you did it.”                  -Anonymous

“Two plus two equals four.  I put sugar in my coffee and it tastes sweet.  The sun comes up because the world turns.  These things are beautiful to me.  there are mysteries I will never understand, but everywhere I look I see proof that for every effect there is a corresponding cause.  Even if I can’t see it.  I find that reassuring.”      -Bones

“The idea of soulmates actually originated with Plato.  His theory was that humans originally consisted of four arms, four legs, and two faces. Zeus was threatened by their power and split them all in half, condemning us all to spend our lives trying to complete ourselves.”          -Bones

“Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?”       -Evan Almighty

“How do we change the world?  One Act of Random Kindness at a time – ‘ARK’ ”     -Evan Almighty

“Sometimes your the windshield, sometimes your the bug.”             – Mark Knopfler

“There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.”               – Nelson Mandela

“Fear is that little dark room where negatives are developed.”      – Michael Pritchard

“Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.”                     – Graffit

“No sense makes sense.”            – Graffiti

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.”        -Calvin & Hobbes

“Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?”
“I’m not sure that man needs the help.”    – Calvin & Hobbes

“What state do you live in?”  -Miss Wormwood
“Denial.”      -Calvin

Hobbes : “Do you think there’s a God?”
Calvin : “Well somebody’s out to get me!”

“70% of it is how ya look, 20% is how you sound and only 10% of it is what you say” -Eddie Izzard (Dress To Kill)

“The main thing in life is not to be afraid to be human”

“Peace of mind is not the absence of conflict from life, but the ability to cope with it.”

“I had no shoes and complained until I met a man who had no feet.”

“Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”        – The King from Alice In Wonderland, a story I hate with a passion, but a lovely quote 🙂

“Courage is fleating, but it comes in great spurts”            -Me

“You know, I’d laugh if I thought it was funny, but then again, sometimes it doesn’t need to be funny in order to make me laugh.”               -Me

A speech from The American President (sorry, it’s too long to put here, but it’s one of my favorite movie quotes!)